Stuff I Cannot Keep From Penetrating my Brain - An ongoing chronicle of the sickness of Republican Behavior
7/8/09
Oh the parade of stupid continues if I want to watch or not. But my eyeballs have a life of their own and can't turn away from the madness of a party that has brought a very Talibanish version of Christianity to our government offices. Let us begin with outright Christian zealot and plain talking dimbulb from the once great state of Arizona, State Sen. Sylvia Allen. While fighting the (fascistic) good fight against global warming, she uttered the following garbage fit only for the people who voted her into office (in other words, delusional dumb fucks):
"This Earth's been hear 6,000 years -- and I know I'm going on and on and I'll shut up -- it's been here 6,000 years, long before anybody had environmental laws, and somehow it hasn't been done away with."
I don't know why but I want to respond with "Does that mean torture isn't really torture until someone dies?". But the good - oh fuck it these people aren't good they are fucking EVIL - the EVIL Senator thinks her book of fables should stand before hard science, logic, and facts. So be it. You're free to believe what you want, but hey you asswipe, you're using your book of fables and personal belief system to make public policy for EVERYONE ELSE. If you don't see what is wrong with that then get the fuck out.
7/7/09
So many bad Republicans. So little time. ABC News caught my eye today, with this little blurb concerning suspected Lycanthrope Sarah Palin:
"The man who will succeed Palin is taking her at her word that she's resigning to protect her family and to save the state money on defending her against harassing legal probes. "
The name of the article is GOP Leaders Confused, as Palin Tweets On. Read the entire article at the ABC website if you want. What I find astounding is the willingness of people to take a Republican by their word. Have we not seen demonstrated over the past decade the level of veracity common to the Republican animal? To say it is minimal is probably giving the average GOP politician more credit than they deserve. And if you're discussing Newt Gingrich, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney or any member of the disastrous previous administration, well, its an outright lie to give these rapacious creatures ANY credit for willingness to tell the public the truth and such an assumption on the listeners part marks them as pretty fucking stupid to say the least. But it has been shown the Republican party survives on an electorate that is PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.
The "man who will succeed" is of course Alaska Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell. Only time will tell if he can bring us the kind of soap opera, laugh/cry inducing side show the former Governor has delivered to the country (especially the comics) so wonderfully over the past year.
Michael Savage - Jackass Extraordinariness of the Savage Nation
7/1/9
Hard to say anything good about a person who tells his listeners to "find a liberal and start screaming in their face". Individuals like this have created sites like the one you are currently viewing as a byproduct of their constant crap over the last nearly two decades. The new liberals - which people like Newt Gingrich and Michael Savage and the king of hate Rush Limbaugh have created - won't be intimidated by blowhard jackasses who get paid outrageous salaries to push an anti-American Republican agenda. If you don't like liberals calling you pig fucking knuckle dragging mouth breathing Republican supporters, too bad. Visit Mr. Savages website to see full examples of delusional fascist hate mongering in the name of freedom. (And oh yes, I really hate anti-American cowards like the ones described on this website, just to be totally clear to you sponge brain Republican supporters reading these words.)
But you know what? As nasty and ignorant and small minded as Savage is, he's still got the right to post his fear mongering idiocy and I'd fight to keep it that way! That's America! People like Michael Savage have full rights to be stupid and hateful! However, I will boycott any products he advertises.
But wait! No one advertises on his "web site", although he begs for non-tax deductible donations. LOL! It's good to see most advertisers know a sinkhole investment when they see it! Too funny.
Rave on Michael Savage! Use the freedom your neocon Republicans would have taken away from all of us if not for the ACLU and the American constitution, facets of our culture pig fucks like Mr. Savage try to destroy every time they get a chance (Republicans who read that won't understand what the ACLU does (see how they defended Rush Limbaugh), and I really don't care. Psst - it has something to do with "the coloreds". Read a book or two for Jeebus sake!)
People like Mr. Savage have a limited time frame. Sooner or later their violent and loosely wound supporters will murder someone or perform acts of domestic terrorism. Understand this: Republicans WANT this to happen - they WANT to intimidate all opposition and when words fail they WILL GO TO THE NEXT STEP. It's only a matter of time. Then, if there is justice, Mr. Savage will go to prison for promoting violence against Americans. The station that gives him a platform should also be closed when that happens, of course. Watch the lawyers make money and cowards like Michael Savage do the great dance of excuses when the final result lands on their doorstep. They will NEVER accept personal responsibility for their actions (ironic, isn't it?).
Michael Steel - Republican House Negro
6/23/09
I guess every race needs a traitor. Whites have a Republican party filled with homophobes, white supremacists, KKK members and religious zealots who don't understand their own holy book. Now blacks have got one of there own. (Note he is not the only black Republican. There are other delusional blacks out there too. They'll make an appearance here as soon as I get to them.)
House Negro Michael Steel Fantasy Game
6/10/09
He's a busy little suck ass Republican. Now recruiting new fascist puppies, Mike was observed playing a wonderful fantasy game (no, not Republican Landslide in 2010, but that's another story). Full story at Deep Brain Diarist's diary. Go there for more.
"Steele asked four College Republicans to stand up and simulate wearing a hat "that very boldly says GOP." After lecturing on how each imaginary hat would could be worn differently, Steele proclaimed, "The problem we had is that too many of our friends, neighbors, colleagues, family members, are taking the hat off because we have decided we don’t like the way they wear it." While the bewildered students stood in front of the crowd obediently for nearly ten minutes, Steele eventually concluded:
STEELE: Let me ask you, what do they have in common? They’re all wearing the same hat. [...] The difference is, Barack Obama has asked your generation to wear his hat, his hat - the hat of one man. I’m asking you to go out and ask your friends to wear our hat – the hat of an idea."
President Obama has not asked me to wear a hat. Not that I wouldn't. Make it a Bowler for Obama! But if young Republicans want to know what it will feel like walking around with some kind of indication they are a Republican plastered on top of their head, I recommend a loudly farting asshole. No text required. Everyone will know it represents a Republican. This article found at Dailykos. Check 'em out.
Pathetic "Good Ole Boy" Wannabe RNC Chairman Michael Steele In Airport Scandal
6/10/9
Already suffering from a slap to the wrist by his Republican cronies concerning dispersal of GOP funds (the white guys don't quite trust their black figurehead as much as they've trusted past chairman in this capacity), looks like Mike has been caught granting favoritism in Maryland.
A state audit has turned up some interesting filth 'ole Mike directed during his tenure as Maryland's lieutenant governor. It seems close friend Sandy Roberts, who is black, and a lawyer (should have known better), posed as an independent airport retail business owner so that airport retail giant Hudson News could meet minority participation goals at Baltimore Washington International Airport. This is the same Sandy Roberts who owns Allied Berton LLC, an inactive firm to which Mr. Steele and former Gov. Bob Ehrlich paid $417K (of their donor's money) without explanation in the final weeks of their last campaign. The firm is depicted as an importer/exporter and commodities trader, not a campaign services business, and no other candidate or campaign ever reported payments to Allied Berton. Read more at
I'm Going for a Walk (I mean a FUCK) - Republican Gov. of South Carolina Mark Sanford Cheats on Wife in Argentina
6/21/9
After vanishing and leaving a state up in the air for several days we now learn typical bad Republican Mark Sanford was actually putting some Argentinian booty on her (or his) back. Fox News was only too happy to identify him as a Democrat (see pic) for their moron viewers.
Mark Sanford is a Republican not a Democrat. Fox News viewers, challenged by reality in the best of times, will now be even more confused than before.
If you ever had a doubt about a Republican statement, remember the <strong>liar of the week, Mark Sanford</strong>, who decided using tax payer money to fly to Argentina on Father's Day and bang some Argentinian (don't know yet if its a man or woman - we all know how these bad Republicans swing) tail. That right voters of South Carolina - you paid for his travel. Aren't you happy now? You got what you deserved when you voted for this piece of Republican shit, you backward state of hillbilly fuckwads. You're truly dumber than a rock if you vote for a Republican.
6/30/09
Update: Jackass Republican wife cheater Mark Sanford sez he isn't going to resign. Hey, SC! Aren't you glad you voted Republican????