

Nastiest of the Nasty
A picture is worth a thousand words
Since the Republican party and its fungal supporters seem to have a penchant for photoshopping pictures of President Obama in an unflattering light, I've decide to start a gallery of my own. Feel free to contact me if you want to comment or add a work of your own (with proper credit).
9/9/9
South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson (R) is now and forever (if there was any doubt before) a piece of human slime, dog shit, and an asshole cracker who needs to be taken back to the plantation and put to work somewhere far away from civilized humanity. To yell "YOU LIE" at a President during an address to a joint session of congress is the height of disrespect and the only thing worse could have been throwing a shoe at him (which Bush deserved, but Obama does not - not yet anyway).

The cracker (typical Bad Republican) apologized the next morning and blamed it on his emotions, but I would say if this adult can not control himself during this time in our history he needs to be removed from office. Something tells me South Carolina will not comply. That is one fucked up state.
9/3/9
It's not all bad. Some Democrats are good men. While most of them are pathetic bags of spineless crap almost as bad as a Republican, Barney Frank knows how to handle the profound ignorance and stupidity of the right wing town hallers and tea baggers. Your fellow real Americans salute you Mr. Frank! Keep up the good work! Sorry I was a little late with my tribute!
8/30/9
Dick Cheney won't own up to the failures of his administration and is bent on hiding the war crimes he fostered.

8/27/9
Attacks against fellow Americans seem to be the way of the Republican party and their bent enthusiasts. Vandalism of Democrat offices. Death threats increasing. Racist mania out of the closet. Here's a wake up call.
8/25/09
Good ole Girl Michele Bachmann (R, Minnesota), continues to loon it up. She has to be infected. Sarah Palin, her soulmate, must have put the bite on her sometime. Lycanthropy can be the only reason for her profoundly stupid agressive behavior.
8/20/19
Senator Max Baucus, Democrat of Montana, is certainly one of the Pigs at the Trough. This congressmonster has balled up the movement for meaningful healthcare reform quite ably and I'm sure he's the prize pig of the lobbiests who love him. Democrat my ass. Well, if you follow the money, you realize quickly that Max Baucus is as corrupt a representative as you can have. His acceptance of $4M or more from Health Insurance Industry lobbiests marks him. He's literally the posture child for corporate payoffs. Voters in Montana, you know what you need to do. Don't fail America.

8/18/09
One for the ladies.
That's right girls. Only you can deny genetic waste the ability to procreate. The future is up to YOU!
8/10/9
Republican monsters insist on attacking American citizens in every way possible. Don't let unAmerican activism work. Don't let the fascist GOP shut down discourse.

Of course the unintelligence of the Republican voter base is becoming a cliche. "Dumb as a Republican" is becoming a new quip.
8/8/09
Newt Gingrich is always bobbing just under the surface of the worst of the worst Republicans, a parasite sucking life giving juice from the anus of the Republican party. Wife cheater, abandoner, all around regular guy Republican (meaning he's an amoral elitist tea bagging classist bent on lying to his constituents and lining his pockets with taxpayer money at every opportunity) has come out on the side of the "deathers" claiming a Government health plan would force our citizens into suicide chambers and the like. An obvious lie, he apparently doesn't care if it hurts fellow Americans. People who vote for him are the dumbest, angriest, most hateful people on the planet earth and clearly have Chupucabra enzymes clouding their thinking. Please note the ghost image of the Chupucabra responsible for Newts' decision was actually spotted during the KKK rally photo op. Republicans rarely put on the robes during daylight hours, much preferring the anonymity of darkness where they can group in mobs and attack lone targets, reflecting the base cowardice of their loathsome Chupucabra masters. The same cowardice that forces Republicans to shout down opponents during town hall meetings.

I predict we'll see more Republicans openly wearing their robes in the next few months as they continue to rip and tear this nation apart. What a whiny bunch of sore losers, even if they can blame their hate-filled idealogy on the Chupucabra enzymes coursing through their veins.
7/29/09
Looks like the media can't get enough of Republican Quitjob Sarah Palin. She needs to just go away. But then, in a political party that embracers "birthers" and "tea baggers", she may well represent the finest minds Bad Republicans have to offer. I honestly hope she runs for President in 2012. Note also her appearance during a period of NO full moon - some say she is having trouble concealing lycanthropy. You decide.
7/28/9
Republican family values wife cheater of Tennessee, Paul Stanley, showing what Republicans do best - betray the trust of those around them. Way to go Tennessee! You southern voters really know who to believe in!
7/27/09 - Jeff Sessions, Racist, Anti-Science, Pro-Superstition Hate Monger Holds Forth
Alabama crackers need to keep their shithead politicians in their own fucked up part of the land. We don't care if you're fucking your sisters in Alabama and you strike some letters from the alphabet claiming they're "silent", just don't send this KKK loving fuckwad to fuck the rest of us in congress.

Whenever I look at this picture I just KNOW he's the misbegotten offspring from a George W. Bush/Dan Quayle mating.
7/5/09
Suspected Lycanthrope Sarah Palin continues to make an ass of herself. Now her lawyers are throwing a bogus threat out into the wilds of blogland to intimidate anyone with an opinion to refrain from talking about sensitive caribou queen. Her husband, slice-of-life "first" dude, seems to be the center of the talk now, with much speculation that he and some buddies had an old fashioned barn raising party weekend and threw up a 1/2 million dollar home fit for the Gov. of Alaska. Wow wow Wassilans. Way to go.

It's so sad to see state Governors living in tin shacks, tar paper shanties and mud huts. That make baby Jesus cry, you know. It's nice to know the people of Wasilla and Alaska joined together and donated state funds and payments to Sarah Palin's husband so he could buy the beer and brat's for his homies who helped him build their home. But wait! There is some question about the funding .... it looks like no one told this band of bad Republican party boys that the state tax payers may not be inclined to pay for (meaning it is illegal to use taxpayer funds for) the "first duds" new pad. More to come I'm sure.
Fox News Employees Look Out
As Fox News continues to give a platform to global warming deniers, their talking heads might want to start watching their backs. Not everyone is happy about longer summers and shorter winters.

On a Roll, Notorious Non-Scientist Claims EPA Consipiracy
Blistering wingnuttery from Rightwingville this week with the accusation by a notorious non-scientist that EPA was hiding evidence that "global warming" is fake. Did the EPA just imagine Weathers of Mans Destruction? There are those who say yes.
