Reasons I Hate Republicans

1. Republicans want to stick their heads up into where ever a penis can go - they want to stop gay people from having butt sex, and they want to control womens' vaginas (they'll tell you it's all about the womb, but then that doesn't explain the fascination they maintain over gay men). And they are obsessed with beastiality and pedophilia.

2. Republicans continually attempt to own patriotism and love of country. They'll often demand liberals or progressives or Democrats show some form of public obeisance to the flag or risk being attacked as being unpatriotic. And only Republicans can make that final judgement, and they'll always hold it in reserve as a weapon of attack.

3. Overuse of the phrase "The American People". Sorry you bunch of obese turkeyneck old fucks, you DON'T speak for all Americans or even the majority when you open your loathsome cake holes.

More to come. So much more.