Weekly Pick of the Republican Pack
9/21/9
Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) fielded open questions from his constituents on the health reform debate for the first time this summer.
Patricia Churchill relayed a story about a close family member who recently lost a high paying job and her health insurance. Churchill told Cantor that her relative was dying of stomach tumors and needs an operation as soon as possible. Cantor responded by suggesting that Churchill's relative should seek "existing government programs" or find charity.
Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/22/cantor-to-uninsured-woman_n_295162.html
9/17/9 Georgia Pig Shit on the Attack
Georgia racist cracker Troy Dale West went off today outside a Cracker Barrel restaurant in Morrow, Georgia. He decided to assault Tasha Hill, who had the ill luck to encounter this bipedal stack of human filth while entering the Cracker Barrel as he was leaving. As the door almost struck her 7 year old daughter, she asked him to "be careful". In her own words, she said 'Excuse me sir, you need to watch yourself you almost hit my daughter in the face.' And from there it just went downhill." At that point, West attacked her, savagely beating her in front of her 7-year-old daughter.
West threw her to the ground and hit her in the head with his fists and feet, according to police. Witnesses said West could be heard screaming racial slurs.
I hope he gets imprisoned in a small cell with a door that's welded shut. Never allow him to see sunlight again or read the printed word, hear music or watch a television. He can survive on oatmeal. People like him are not Americans and do not deserve the privilige and protection enjoyed by citizens of the United States.
But I'm not cruel. In 10 years give him a chance for closely monitored release into society. Closely monitored. Any punishment less than this only encourages Georgia racists.
9/9/9 Unbecoming Activities Committee
We had an historic speech from President Obama tonight, who outlined and declared strong support for a number of insurance company reforms. These reforms were widely hailed as necessary, since anyone familiar with the nefarious activities of the common health insurance company knows they've been screwing the American people for decades. Denial for pre-existing conditions. Cancellation of policy for paperwork errors. Refusing to pay for procedures after merrily accepting thousands of dollars in payments from their customers. These violations of ethical conduct were not aberrations, they weren't rare, they have become standard operating procedure. So Pres. Obama addressed a joint session of congress. A rare and important event. And during this event a piece of Southern Baked Shit from South Carolina, South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson (R) broke generations of respect and cordial conduct in our highest halls of government by shrieking "YOU LIE" during the Presidents comments about insurance. The exact comment he objected to was when when the President said the legislation would not mandate coverage for undocumented immigrants. This drove the peanut studded pile of dog shit from South Carolina into an uncontrollable and imbecile driven reaction to display his disrespect for the highest office of the land, for a President that was elected by a mandate from the people. You, Joe Wilson, are just an asshole from the South. I hope your constituents punish you severely. Your kind does NOT belong in the halls of government. (If you have doubts about this fact, check here for a full story about this lie concerning the proposed health care reform.)
Although by morning Joe Wilson had apparently sobered up and offered an apology but as far as I'm concerned it's too late. Cracker assholes don't belong in a modern government representing the people of a great nation. They belong on fishing boats preparing chum buckets where they can put their intellect to work.
Joe Wilson. Republican. Asshole.
7/28/9
Well the fruit finally dropped. Another Republican has been caught with their married dick chasing non-wife pussy. How I knew it was going to happen? It just does. Bad Republicans ARE everywhere, and they've tricked southern voters (the most uneducated lot of the US) into putting them into places where they endanger the United States time and time again. This time it's the dumb fucks of Tennessee we can blame. From Huffington Post:
"The senator, a married father of two who represents suburban Memphis, had signaled he would remain in the legislature, but he said Tuesday that he decided to step down about an hour before submitting his resignation letter. Stanley, who was elected to the Senate in 2006 after serving six years in the state House, had resigned last week as chairman of the powerful Senate Commerce Committee."
Republican Senator Paul Stanley. Wife cheater. Republican icon of family values. Nothing but a ridiculous pig dog with penis problems. Oh, sorry, I should have said ANOTHER Republican pig dog with penis problems. When will Tennessee learn that Republicans don't help them?
7/9/9
So many this week it's hard to pick the best. Or the worst. I'm gonna give it to shit-for-brains Brian Kilmeade for this statement, indicating his standing within the scientific community.
"We keep marrying other species and other ethnics."
He was attempting of course to explain the breeding practices of his fellow Americans. Many of us, according to the man on Fox News, are another species. What a piece of shit this man is.
Michael Savage - Jackass Extroadinaire of the Savage Nation
7/1/9
Hard to say anything good about a person who tells his listeners to "find a liberal and start screaming in their face". Individuals like this have created sites like the one you are currently viewing as a byproduct of their constant crap over the last nearly two decades. The new liberals - which people like Newt Gingrich and Michael Savage and the king of hate Rush Limbaugh have created - won't be intimidated by blowhard jackasses who get paid outrageous salaries to push an anti-American Republican agenda. If you don't like liberals calling you pig fucking knuckle dragging mouth breathing Republican supporters, too bad. Visit Mr. Savages website to see full examples of delusional fascist hate mongering in the name of freedom. (And oh yes, I really hate anti-American cowards like the ones described on this website, just to be totally clear to you sponge brain Republican supporters reading these words.)
But you know what? As nasty and ignorant and small minded as Savage is, he's still got the right to post his fear mongering idiocy and I'd fight to keep it that way! That's America! People like Michael Savage have full rights to be stupid and hateful! However, I will boycott any products he advertises.
But wait! No one advertises on his "web site", although he begs for non-tax deductible donations. LOL! It's good to see most advertisers know a sinkhole investment when they see it! Too funny.
Rave on Michael Savage! Use the freedom your neocon Republicans would have taken away from all of us if not for the ACLU and the American constitution, facets of our culture pig fucks like Mr. Savage try to destroy every time they get a chance (Republicans who read that won't understand what the ACLU does (see how they defended Rush Limbaugh), and I really don't care. Psst - it has something to do with "the coloreds". Read a book or two for Jeebus sake!)
People like Mr. Savage have a limited time frame. Sooner or later their violent and loosely wound supporters will murder someone or perform acts of domestic terrorism. Understand this: Republicans WANT this to happen - they WANT to intimidate all opposition and when words fail they WILL GO TO THE NEXT STEP. It's only a matter of time. Then, if there is justice, Mr. Savage will go to prison for promoting violence against Americans. The station that gives him a platform should also be closed when that happens, of course. Watch the lawyers make money and cowards like Michael Savage do the great dance of excuses when the final result lands on their doorstep. They will NEVER accept personal responsibility for their actions (ironic, isn't it?).
Michael Steel - Republican House Negro
6/23/09
I guess every race needs a traitor. Whites have a Republican party filled with homophobes, white supremacists, KKK members and religious zealots who don't understand their own holy book. Now blacks have got one of there own. (Note he is not the only black Republican. There are other delusional blacks out there too. They'll make an appearance here as soon as I get to them.)
House Negro Michael Steel Fantasy Game
6/10/09
He's a busy little suck ass Republican. Now recruiting new fascist puppies, Mike was observed playing a wonderful fantasy game (no, not Republican Landslide in 2010, but that's another story). Full story at Deep Brain Diarist's diary. Go there for more.
"Steele asked four College Republicans to stand up and simulate wearing a hat "that very boldly says GOP." After lecturing on how each imaginary hat would could be worn differently, Steele proclaimed, "The problem we had is that too many of our friends, neighbors, colleagues, family members, are taking the hat off because we have decided we don't like the way they wear it." While the bewildered students stood in front of the crowd obediently for nearly ten minutes, Steele eventually concluded: STEELE: Let me ask you, what do they have in common? They're all wearing the same hat. [...] The difference is, Barack Obama has asked your generation to wear his hat, his hat - the hat of one man. I'm asking you to go out and ask your friends to wear our hat - the hat of an idea."
President Obama has not asked me to wear a hat. Not that I wouldn't. Make it a Bowler for Obama! But if young Republicans want to know what it will feel like walking around with some kind of indication they are a Republican plastered on top of their head, I recommend a loudly farting asshole. No text required. Everyone will know it represents a Republican. This article found at Dailykos. Check 'em out.
Pathetic "Good Ole Boy" Wanna-be RNC Chairman Michael Steele In Airport Scandal
6/10/9
Already suffering from a slap to the wrist by his Republican cronies concerning dispersal of GOP funds (the white guys don't quite trust their black figurehead as much as they've trusted past chariman in this capacity), looks like Mike has been caught granting favoritism in Marland.
A state audit has turned up some interesting filth 'ole Mike directed during his tenure as Maryland’s lieutenant governor. It seems close friend (and "advisor" - always with the "advisor" title) Sandy Roberts, who is black, and a lawyer (should have known better), posed as an independent airport retail business owner so that airport retail giant Hudson News could meet minority participation goals at Baltimore Washington International Airport. This is the same Sandy Roberts who owns Allied Berton LLC, an inactive firm to which Mr. Steele and former Gov. Bob Ehrlich paid $417K (of their donor's money) without explanation in the final weeks of their last campaign. The firm is depicted as an importer/exporter and commodities trader, not a campaign services business, and no other candidate or campaign ever reported payments to Allied Berton. Read more at
I'm Going for a Walk (I mean a FUCK) - Republican Gov. of South Carolina Mark Sanford Cheats on Wife in Argentina
6/21/9
After vanishing and leaving a state up in the air for several days we now learn typical bad Republican Mark Sanford was actually putting some Argentinian booty on her (or his) back. Fox News was only too happy to identify him as a Democrat (see pic) for thier moron viewers.
Mark Sanford is a Republican not a Democrat. Fox News viewers, challenged by reality in the best of times, will now be even more confused than before.
If you ever had a doubt about a Republican statement, remember the liar of the week, Mark Sanford, who decided using tax payer money to fly to Argentina on Father's Day and bang some Argentinian (don't know yet if its a man or woman - we all know how these bad Republicans swing) tail. That right voters of South Carolina - you paid for his travel. Aren't you happy now? You got what you deserved when you voted for this piece of Republican shit, you backward state of hillbilly fuckwads. You're truly dumber than a rock if you vote for a Republican.
6/30/09
Update: Jackass Republican wife cheater Mark Sanford sez he isn't going to resign. Hey, SC! Aren't you glad you voted Republican????
Crazed EPA Hireling Goes for Fox - Would You Believe a Janitor?
6/29/09
(Note: I'm not sure if the borgling below is a Republican or is just a dimwit trying to curry favor with the rightwing and make some party bucks from Fox on the way, but I'll be taking a cue from Fox News on this one. As Fox sez: Why let reality stand in the way of a good story?)
Blistering whispers from Rightwingnuttvillia this week with the accusation by a notorious non-scientist that EPA was hiding evidence that "global warming" is fake. Did the EPA just imagine Weathers of Mans Destruction? There are those who would say yes. If you watch the video below note careful camera angle. Some say there was a reason for this. You decide.
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If you have the sand, click the pic to be taken to the vid. Otherwise bask in the whorey glow from yet another Bad Republican (and if you live in the lowlands make sure to always have a personal watercraft handy).
Sidebet: That guy looks loopy. His borg implant is sparking like a windup Chinese happy meal toy. I'll bet he's gonna go and do something really good in the next few days. Maybe I'm wrong, but maybe not. Lets see (6/29/09 10:11pm).